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America, the Great
02:21
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"America, the Great"
See the reckoning upon our country
The beautiful United States
Disillusioned in the 21st century
Where she’s headed only God can say
Blue and red are her fighting colors
Some say white’s the pallor of her disgrace
You can’t get the truth from our leaders
But you can catch a glimpse in the peoples’ face
America, the great
Fractured and divided
Relentlessly derided
Can we relearn to venerate thee, again?
What of your former glory?
Was it all only a well-told story?
Muslims, Christians, Arabs, blacks and whites
The American melting pot on a boiling plate
Can we find a common vision for our sights?
Or has the experiment reached its terminal state?
America, the great
Corrupt and bureaucratic
Fanatically schismatic
Will we ever stand proud by thee, again?
What will happen to the nation
That can’t even hold a civil conversation?
My once-beloved country,
By what epithet should I call thee?
America, the once-great
America, the irate
America, the late
America, the great
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2. |
The American Circus
01:53
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“The American Circus”
Silicon-breasted, botoxed cougars
The bronzed, cock-sure men who schmooze them
The bum who bleeds a dime from both
And the junkie who mugs them all for coke
And the banker revving up his Jag
To mock the newly-bankrupt hag
Who corrals in bags her thirteen cats—
Another meme for the Internets!
And don’t forget their forgotten youths
The hipsters who make cool uncouth
Starving artists with change for drugs
All activists so woke and smug!
Woo-hoo!
Here at the American Circus
Admission’s always free
Thanks in part to taxpayer funds
And grants from the Treasury
We’ll keep open borders all year long—
We’ll never discriminate—
Until the time the freaks grow old
Or grow up and move away!
Pedophiles and cultish preachers
Fight to death rabid feministas
While cowed and bent and dressed in rags
The Shame Parade gets scorned and wagged
And politicians with practiced smiles
Sway gawking crowds with open guile
As snowflakes fall to and huff and puff—
Freedom is never free enough!
In the main tent, center ring
Lady Liberty prepares to sing
A remix of the Stars and Stripes
With lyrics of pop-studded tripe!
Yahoo!
Here at the American Circus
Deviants are the norm
We pass no judgments on their talents—
It’s their politics we deplore!
So if you’re in or out of town
Just shake your fist and come right down
To the place where everything happening is—
Bring your enemies!
Bring your friends!
Bring the kids!
And don’t forget your stones and bricks!
And don’t forget your selfie-sticks!
And don’t forget your politics!
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3. |
Dream Big
01:33
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“Dream Big”
My mother said to me
Darling, you will be
Something great to see
Dad and I agree
You are the bee’s knees
Someone so unique
Just maybe practice more so you can sing on-key
Boy, did I believe
All she poured in me
I was just a pea
Now grown to a tree
Filled with buoyant glee
Moved to the Valley
Got an Art degree from a big university
But, wait a minute now
But wait a minute now
Why can’t I get a job in the industry now
What in the hell is this
What in the hell is this
I didn’t spend four years to deal with this bullshit
One-hundred grand in debt, the hell with art, I quit
My mother consoles me
A secretary’s
Not so bad to be
Just you wait and see
Patience is the key
Someday you’ll marry
Your spouse will agreeyou have special qualities
Mother, shut the hell up, for the love of God, please!
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4. |
The Plateau
01:51
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“The Plateau”
Here upon the plateau we are leading ambiguous lives,
Beyond the fray of moral compromise.
Here upon the crust of time, we’re crawling through history blind—
What’s our hope?
Who’s to guide?
Who decides?
Who...
The killers kill for their joy;
The killers leave us amazed;
The killers will to destroy—
Was it always?
The leaders offer their thoughts;
The leaders pledge to be safe;
The leaders assuage our loss—
Was it always?
The preachers proffer their cures;
The preachers promise someday;
The preachers raise up their prayers—
Was it always?
The people wonder and wait;
The people are entertained;
The people love to hate—
Was it always?
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Sid
01:29
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"Sid"
Listen, let me tell you
All about my friend named Sid
He hasn’t got a clue about life
But the boy is a real sweet kid
And he’s looking for love
He’s got a decent-paying job
But he’s not too happy with it
He wants to be a famous star
Like his idol Michael Jackson
He’s got no talent
But lots of a passion
He lives alone in the city
And feels lonely at night
He’s got a wide, bright smile
And caring, brown eyes
He works the machines at the gym
He says it’s all for the ladies
That he builds his six-pack of confidence
Vulnerable to a fault, he’s really sincere
He’ll tell you everything about himself, all you can bear
He wears his heart on his sleeve
He has an arsenal of dad jokes that’re really—
Not funny, yet charming
He used to binge at clubs and bars
But then he grew sick of the scene
So now he sits in coffee shops
Hoping to meet someone
Hoping he’ll be seen
I tell him he’s a real great catch
And he ought to feel confident
He tells me thanks with a grin
Obviously doubting it
“Think it’ll happen,” he asks, “happen for me?”
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Viral Love
02:03
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"Viral Love"
I’m so lucky
You’re so pretty
I mean it, really — what
A lovely smile
Send me pictures
I’ll send you pictures
Please don’t put them up on-line
Do you like me?
Think I’m handsome?
Is this awkward?
I’m so shy
Call me “honey”
I’ll call you “baby” — and
We’ll stare in each other’s eyes
I think I love you
Is it too soon?
Probably too soon
I don’t mind
What you up to?
I’m thinking of you
Can I take you out to...
I’m so happy that we two e-met
Thanks to coding and the internet
Love is catching in a cyber dragnet
Easy-peasy
I sing the magic of the right-thumb swipe
A thousand swipes, I finally got it right
I found love in a kilobyte
Simplicity
Ubiquity
Technology
Serendipity
Why so silent?
You’re too quiet
I’m in my head
Was I misread?
You seem different
Almost indifferent
An honest question:
Is it your period?
I’m not an A-word
Don’t be a B-word
I’m not a creeper
Maybe a dreamer
How’m I clingy?
Please don’t block me
I’m no weirdo
I’m just a poor Pierrot!
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7. |
Sun, Rise
02:31
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“Sun, Rise”
Stretching from the east
Golden, amber streaks
Brushing mountain peaks
Streaming through the trees
Stirring life from sleep
Birds take to their song
Mates to dance along
‘splaying proud and strong
Heralding the dawn
Small, hidden thrush
Peach-breasted flush
What do you say?
Still in the gust
Attent to wind’s hush
What do you hear?
Bathed in sun’s blush
Perched in the bush
What do you see?
See the earth’s turning
Ceaselessly yearning;
Wan, the moon’s visage,
Slow, fading image;
Stewards of both night and day
Mortals to the sun’s keen rays
All go down someday...
Shadowed in the west
Pale, three-quarter crest
Lingering from rest
Light of sun you wrest
Ancient times you’ve seen
Peasants, kings and queens
All who’ve ever been
Laid beneath the green
Withdraw upon your way
Hide from us this day
History’s decay
Dark to which we’re prey
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O Man--Be Decent!
03:02
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"O Man — Be Decent!"
It’s the end of the world...
But I still feel like dancing!
So let’s call up da’ boys
And let us cruise for girls
Let’s seek out loud noise
And repress all our concerns
With overpriced well cocktails
And unregulated drugs
Until we’ve drowned what ails us
In a gin and vodka flood
And let us grind on strangers
Who probably have VD
And let this thrill of danger
Disguise our own unease
And let’s take ‘em in the bathroom
Make nasty memories
And if some dude should slip in—
Fuck it—it’s the 21st century
And when our heads are spinnin’
And our burnin’ loins are sore
Let’s still come out shoutin’
More more more more!
And should the drugs be aspirin
And if the liquor’s cut
And if the girls aren’t happen’n
We will what what what...
Call up Wild Sally
Check if she is home
She knows the whole damn Valley
And how and where to roam
But if she should fail us
Then we are truly fucked
Then we are left to stillness
And by the night rebuffed
Sally’s home with family
With her mother, father, and son
Their faces staring gravely
And they don’t look like fun
She says the bombs are coming
The whole damn world’s at war
She asks where’d we come from,
Where our families are
We feel the urge to flee
We feel the urge to cry
With all this reality
How do decent folk stay high?
She grins and asks us sadly,
Do we need a place to stay?
Then takes our hands so boldly
And in the silence—prays...
We try to keep our calm
We holdfast friends and family
We seek truth as our balm
Like decent human beings
And though our world is crumbling
Life still holds its meaning
On this we keep reflecting
Like decent human beings
Like decent fucking human beings
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“Consumer Glee (Caveat Emptor)”
Step right up and see
The brand-spankin’ new technology
Guaranteed to put your life at ease
Saves you time
Improves your life
And it only costs
Five-thousand dimes!
This ain’t no case of greed
But it’s also a boon to society
But if you don’t believe me
Listen to him
He’s totally right
Buy this new thing
It saved my life!
Listen to that consumer glee,
Don’t they sound happy?
Listen to the masses stampede,
Sounds like money!
Ain’t this new gadget shiny?
It costs a pretty penny... of yours
Ha ha ha
What’s this question about need?
Do you eat? Do you breathe?
Or answer me this: Do you like to be free?
We like it a lot
Most every day
Let me show you home much
By how much I will pay!
That’s the right spirit, buddy!
You’re a quick study
Buy two and get an ironic advert-tee
If you buy three, you’ll get a fourth free
Don’t you like saving money?
Of course...
Ha ha ha
In other words, this’s something that you need
And already it’s nearly obsolete
So cash in that paycheck with all due speed—
And spend that money!
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10. |
World-Breaking News
03:12
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World-Breaking News
So like a model citizen
You like to know what’s going on
Who’s the enemy today
And do they have the bigger bomb
So you grab your TV tray
And the lite beer that you like
And you sit yourself down
And prepare to be apprised—
Of the breaking news sweeping across the nation
Of the insensate fear and commotion
That’s rising like a wave of devastation
And falling down on you in consternation
Always interspersed with anecdotal stories
Like drunkards at a party
Always relayed in that impassive way
Like faces of clay
Always sensational and always grim
Like the world’s at its end
Well maybe it is
Or maybe it’s spin
But questions still remain
Like who are they to say
Or who are they to me
And what’s community
Or even citizenry
When the Powers that Be
Got the reporters up their sleeves
And you’re just a little piece
In this global machine
And, thank God, you still can eat
But how are you to sleep—
My God!
World-breaking news—to put you in a panic!
World-breaking news—more entertaining than static!
World-breaking news—for the well-informed voter!
World-breaking news—for commercial promoters!
World-breaking news—about the sick and demented!
World-breaking news—“honestly” presented!
World-breaking news—with experts interviewed!
World-breaking news—more depressing than the Blues!
But, down to brass tacks
You gotta know the facts
And if reporters are all jacks
As often their lax
Then give ‘em the ol’ sack
And burn their contracts
Ring ‘em on the racks
Let the people amass
We’ll show them our wrath
We’ll march on Washington and have ourselves a bloodbath!
Which is not unlike what you hear today
Sex sells well, but hate holds more sway
It’s easy to spout but hard to unsay
And it’s cheaper than compassion on Black Friday
Everyone’s convinced that they’re in the right
Like crusading knights
Everyone’s convinced they’re the victims
Like the system’s rectum
Everyone’s convinced that America sucks
Like socialist schmucks
Well maybe they’re right
Or maybe they’re frightened
‘Cause if one thing’s for certain
The future’s got us nervous
And all the news that’s current
Hardly serves a purpose
When each and every person
Hears their own special sermon
And when all our eyes go dark and
Our hearts to solid harden
Maybe we’ll finally learn that
When a people lose their way
They see their familiar world decay
World-breaking news—to make you feel manic!
World-breaking news—for the political fanatic!
World-breaking news—so bad you can’t believe it!
World-breaking news—your world crumbling by the minute!
World-breaking news—since nothing’s on cable!
World-breaking news—about the mad and unstable!
World-breaking news—reported by a puppet!
World-breaking news—for that pit in your stomach!
World-breaking news—to ruin your vacation!
World-breaking news—tragedy across the nation!
World-breaking news—reports on all the rumors!
World-breaking news—for the au courant consumer!
World-breaking news—much better than soma!
World-breaking news—for symptoms like trachoma!
World-breaking news—it’s totally impartial!
World-breaking news—enjoy another commercial!
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11. |
Psychic Dialectic
01:23
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“Psychic Dialectic”
I’m an upright man
I’m a manic sham
I always tell the truth
From my subjective view
I’ve an open mind
For ideas like mine
I trust totally
Just not socially
I believe in God
When I’m feeling flawed
I care too much
I think I’m out of touch
I love my neighbor
Except when he’s here
I smile a lot
I have sad thoughts
Doctor, doctor,
Can you write me something for my psychic pain
Celexa, Prozak, Clozaril, Saphrasis—
Anything to keep me sane
I’ve got these feelings, sometimes voices
Swirling around inside of my brain
I don’t need much, just twelve short months
Then I’m sure I’ll be all right again
Doctor, doctor,
Tell me again, convince me, who the hell am I?
Where am I going?
What I’m doing—How do I discern the “why”?
I know it’s somewhere, feel it’s somewhere
Coming near, close inside
A meaning, something greater than me—
Something—Anything to keep me alive
I’ve got no regrets
Only lots of debts
I’m a sensitive guy
With a whiskey dry
I obey the laws
When they suit my cause
I’ve never outright lied
But I’ve often tried
I’ve got love to give
I’m an empty sieve
I’m a romantic type
I like to choke and stripe
I’m a moral agent
Who buys abortifacients
I’m your average man
I’m an American
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12. |
Interesting Times
02:32
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“Interesting Times”
What will they say we were thinking in our time,
When the future looks back, will we still be so wise?
The school mills are all full, mulling all the sanctioned facts,
But our intellects are dull, our minds brittle and lax
The past we have buried and all its white lies,
But if truth has a color, why not gouge out our eyes?
Politics consumes every aspect of life;
Seems the most we hold in common, divides like a knife
Our benighted time has come, soon to pass by,
And the least they will say is ours was interesting times.
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13. |
The Troubadour
00:55
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“The Troubadour”
Step out beyond your doors
And harken to my rhymes
I am the troubadour
My songs are for all time
If life has plowed you down
Under furrows in your mind
I can turn your frown around
With the magic in my lines
A fantasy for the child
A romance for the bride
Whatever makes you smile
I’ll always oblige
I sing lives to enrich
I am the troubadour
I sing merrily for the rich
I sing gaily for the poor
I am the troubadour
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14. |
How The West Was Lost
01:03
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“How the West was Lost”
Giddy-up, giddy-up,
Cowboy, grab your gun
Giddy-up, giddy-up,
Call your horse and run
The city men ride across your plains
To shame your mores and crooked your ways
Giddy-up, giddy-up,
Neighbors, bolt your doors
Giddy-up, giddy-up,
Owners, guard your stores
Highfalutin men with low ideals
Threaten your lives in designer heels
Gary Cooper and John Wayne’s
Ghosts track across the plain;
But John Chance and Will Kane
Never will draw breath again!
Giddy-up, giddy-up
The time has come
Giddy-up, giddy-up
Do ya hear that thrum?
They come by trains, they come by jets,
They’re shootin’ through your TV sets
Giddy-up, heigh-ho,
Noon’s veiled shadow
Giddy-up, heigh-ho,
The day is woe
A man’s true word and a man’s fair name
Have been tarnished, bled and laid... in the grave.
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English Minor Chicago, Illinois
A songwriting duo who, after many (many) attempts, have been unable to formulate a bio of just the right amount of sincerity and irony so as to succinctly capture the essence of their musical sensibilities.
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